We Are Goblins!!!

We Are Goblins!!! is the epic tale of a tribe of goblins on the run, guided by their slightly unhinged (but totally wise, trust us!) shaman — you! After being chased by so-called "heroes" and beaten by the last BBEG, your tribe is desperate for a safe place to call home. But let’s be honest, nothing is ever simple for a goblin, and your journey will be anything but peaceful.

In this game, you’ll lead your motley pack through the wilderness and past villages filled with tasty snacks all the way into the lairs of creatures far too big to fight. You set the course of this journey, just try not to lose too many goblins along the way—although let’s face it, goblins are quite expendable.

You’ll assign your goblins to different professions: crafty engineers building your ramshackle defenses, sneaky scouts finding the least thorny path, and fierce warriors who would rather set a house on fire than quietly steal a chicken. The choices you make will determine whether your tribe thrives, survives, or spectacularly crashes and burns. And all the while, your shaman powers will keep things... interesting. When your tribe’s morale starts to drop, nothing beats a good, motivational curse.

But beware—the life of a goblin is short, chaotic, and often hilariously tragic. Whether you're stealing from giants, fortifying a crumbling fortress, or simply trying to keep the tribe from eating each other during the night, every roll of the dice could spell disaster—or unexpected success! You manage the chances.

So, grab your dice, look into the future, and get ready to lead your goblins through a wild journey full of pitfalls, pratfalls, and plenty of unnecessary deaths. We Are Goblins!!! isn’t just a game—it’s a disaster waiting to happen, and you’re the mastermind behind it all. What could possibly go wrong?

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